#AllVirusesAreBastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #AllVirusesAreBastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:36 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:36 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #allvirusesarebastards.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:36 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~1902 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
Well, so, the #Moldex 3408 is a great fit. It's also quite the not-very-subtle statement to wear ... I approve. #MaskUp #MaskenSchuetzen #DieMaskeBleibtAuf #CovidIsNotOver #Covid19 #AllVirusesAreBastards
Safety doesn't come down to luck. Modern tech is quite amazing sometimes. https://virus.sucks/ #AllVirusesAreBastards #Covid19 #PlusLife #TestingWorks #MasksWork #Influenza
#allvirusesarebastards across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #allvirusesarebastards straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/allvirusesarebastards