#almostdied
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #almostdied from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~23316 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
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Top of the latest posts
Okay, okay, okay! Deep breaths! You guys will NOT believe what just happened! Seriously, my heart is still doing a little tap dance. So, I was doing some… research. Let’s call it research. You know, poking around, keeping my finger on the p
A customer *almost* killed Slack, Stripe, and Airbnb? 🤔 In a shocking twist, startups face a challenge, and the lesson isn't about the customer but the magical powers of #founders who can apparently save the day by doing... something next.
Shouldn’t you indicate before you start doing a turn in your 2000 kg behemoth of a vehicle? I guess you were too busy commenting on FB about bad the council is at something. #almostDied
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