#asshattery

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asshattery from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:46 UTC
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07-29

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:46 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #asshattery.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:46 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~15654 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • Oh I'm glad someone else said this. https://www.theverge.com/tech/856149/microsoft-365-office-rebrand-copilot #copilot #asshattery

    Bill@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-07 05:00 UTCView post →

  • There is an ad for a "New AI Puppy" - "It's just like a real puppy minus the chaos and the noise" So it's like a concert without music, a car without tires. . . #dogs #bullshit #ai #asshattery

    Asbestos@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22025-12-03 17:03 UTCView post →

  • I'm not really up to date on cowboy hat styles. Is this the kind that's called an asshat? #ForrieJSmith #asshattery #mask https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/03/25/yellowstone-forrie-j-smith-plane-mask-kicked-off/7

    William Lindsey :toad:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-03-25 22:52 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/asshattery