#badmedicaladvice
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #badmedicaladvice from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #badmedicaladvice
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 19:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 19:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #badmedicaladvice.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 19:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~6400 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
"It is a curious fact that the habit of self-pollution is invariably followed by a diminution in the size of the penis." (1876) - no, really? (Joking aside: he also thinks it makes your testicles small. Also, he can tell by the way you walk
"He wonders if it is really such an exquisite delight to play with his own genital organ. Emboldened by the fact that he is alone, and no one can see him, he burns with the desire to try it out; to perform a despicable act on his own body."
Tag yourselves. (I'm everyone in the second picture.) Source: various pages of https://archive.org/details/66030100R.nlm.nih.gov/page/n163/mode/2up #masturbation #masturbationIsNotBadOrWrong #badMedicalAdvice #badAdvice
#badmedicaladvice across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #badmedicaladvice straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/badmedicaladvice