#bandaids
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bandaids from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:13 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:13 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:13 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~25073 hours).
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So #Claude #Code is exactly the hot mess I expected it to be. The mental image I have of any "#Agent Layer" on top of #LLMs is always the same: a barrel battered by bullets fixed with (ineffective) #bandaids making it leak *a little slower*
🐟🔥 Behold, the pinnacle of medical innovation: slapping fish skin on #burns because apparently, #Brazil ran out of Band-Aids. Meanwhile, #PBS is busy pretending this piscatorial patchwork is the next Nobel-worthy breakthrough. 🙄📺 https:
#Winter #Hands #Cracks #Bandaids My poor winter fingers are so cracked and painful. How do the band-aid people expect us to open the darm bandage with such sore fingers?
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