#BirdsAreNotReal
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #BirdsAreNotReal from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #birdsarenotreal
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #birdsarenotreal.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~46655 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (24) · German (5) · Catalan (1) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
#Ubuntu has a serious #bug , #Linux #Distro is now nearly unusable https://youtu.be/4hpYFmPZTbo #BirdsAreNotReal #Joke
@bert_hubert And never forget: #birdsarenotreal
Neural Network Identifies Bird Calls, Even On Your Pi - Recently, we’ve stumbled upon the extensive effort that is the BirdNET research pl... - https://hackaday.com/2022/06/25/neural-network-identifies-bird-calls-even-on-your-pi/ #artificia
#birdsarenotreal across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #birdsarenotreal straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/birdsarenotreal