#caffeinatedsquirrel

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #caffeinatedsquirrel from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:59 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:59 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #caffeinatedsquirrel.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:59 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~12022 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • 🚀 Wow, #Mozilla has bravely ventured into the world of open-source #AI, where even #PwC and New Zealand broadcasters are now AI overlords! 🤖 Who knew accounting firms needed bespoke language models for numbers, or that the Red Cross moonl

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-17 14:40 UTCView post →

  • Oh look, it's a riveting tale about Alice who has the #patience of a caffeinated squirrel 🐿️⏰. Meanwhile, Marc, the #multitasking extraordinaire, tells us his life story in the most humble way possible (not) while working at the Bezos empi

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-20 22:10 UTCView post →

  • 🐛🍎 Ah yes, Apple's latest adventure: crafting exquisite, overpriced #hardware only to pair it with software that performs like a caffeinated squirrel on a hamster wheel. 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the next iOS update will come with a free therapy sess

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-03-03 16:31 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/caffeinatedsquirrel