#cantmakethisshitup
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cantmakethisshitup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cantmakethisshitup
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 09:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 09:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #cantmakethisshitup.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 09:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~54695 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (23) · French (2) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 2.6
Top of the latest posts
@Infoseepage Literally, just go to ancestry.com and map out your own family a couple generations back and find all the great uncles and aunties you don’t have because THEY ALL DIED OF CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT THE US ADMINISTRATION IS INSANEL
The European Union should classify #ICE as a terror organization and arrest them at the border. Maybe finally a good use for the thugs at #Frontex? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/world/europe/italy-ice-olympics.html?unlocked_article_cod
I wrote last week into my "Cruella De CyberSIN" piece that #tech has a lineage problem and is, in effect, a first-order shouting match. Elon and Sam just publicly proved me right at an altitude that induces vertigo in me. This is what happe
#cantmakethisshitup across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cantmakethisshitup straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
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