#cantmakethisup

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cantmakethisup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
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07-27
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07-28
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07-29
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07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #cantmakethisup.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~10901 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.8

Top of the latest posts

  • Sorry, is this actually the case? Twitter had a system whereby they could set a flag to show a blue tick against some accounts. They changed this so that you could pay to set the flag. They've now changed it again so that the flag is only s

    𝕭𝔢𝔫 𝕯𝔲𝔤𝔲𝔦𝔡@zhaph♥ 1↻ 02023-04-21 14:09 UTCView post →

  • X boss Elon Musk softens ‘go f--- yourself’ comment as he tries to woo advertisers back Musk was asked by WPP CEO Mark Read what he meant by telling advertisers threatening to pull ads from the platform late last year to “go f--- yourself.”

    gtbarry@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-06-28 15:00 UTCView post →

  • Russ is getting a colonoscopy today. The office is called 'Scopes.' #cantmakethisup

    Rural Witch 🧶🐓🔮@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-05-10 11:14 UTCView post →

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