#coffeewanker

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #coffeewanker from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
12
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 12
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 12

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:53 UTC
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:53 UTC
#coffeewankerish
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#coffeewankers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:53 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~27568 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (12)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • New coffee day. Didn’t disappoint! #WhatsOnTheBoiler #CoffeeWanker #Coffee #TwoChimps #PourOverCoffee #Brazil

    The Tepid Emperor@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-02-11 10:37 UTCView post →

  • New #coffee subscription has arrived from Two Chimps in #Oakham. Single origin #guatemala. #CoffeeWanker #LoveCoffee

    The Tepid Emperor@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12025-10-21 09:57 UTCView post →

  • Started this today. Very good. Nice citrus back notes. 500g is going to last very long… #Coffee #TwoChimps #CoffeeWanker #Uganda #SingleOrigin #Arabica

    The Tepid Emperor@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-02-03 23:47 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/coffeewanker