#cognitivefail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cognitivefail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cognitivefail
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 01:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 01:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 01:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~19221 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 11
Top of the latest posts
He's not the TACO President, with his legendary 'tiny hands', our #pedophileprotector POTUS is more like a stale taquito; dude is definitely fried though! #ImpeachTrumpNow #ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFilesNow #cognitivefail
PROVE ME WRONG He's a miswired human and #fascist. BUT if he flames out, there STILL will be a huge operation in place to carry on. #puppet #cognitivefail #project2025. #heritagefoundation
#cognitivefail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cognitivefail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cognitivefail