#couldntmakeitup

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #couldntmakeitup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:12 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
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07-24
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07-25
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07-26
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07-27
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:12 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #couldntmakeitup.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~58422 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • "The bot also managed to order 6,000 napkins, 3,000 rubber gloves, and four first-aid kits for what the AP calls a "tiny cafe" alongside a load of canned tomatoes that aren't used in anything the place actually sells." #AI #AIpocalypse #Cou

    Ordinary Wax.@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-05-11 20:03 UTCView post →

  • Another in my series of 🙄 Microsoft toots: Outlook just hid an important email from me because it came from, and I quote, "an untrusted domain". The domain it doesn't trust? hotmail.com #CouldntMakeItUp

    Ordinary Wax.@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12025-07-14 12:20 UTCView post →

  • Writing in a cafe. Man with a dog came in, sat down on adjoining table and asked for a 'cortado without milk' #AmWriting #WritersChat #TravelWriting #Humour #CouldntMakeItUp

    Carole@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-04-02 09:34 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/couldntmakeitup