#critfail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #critfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:48 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~10706 hours).
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Top of the latest posts
You know a #DnD session went well when your 4-person party is split 4 ways, and you've just been captured by the bad guys for being so incredibly obvious about following them that you knock on the front door of their lair before getting tak
When you roll a 1, but it actually ends up being a high point of the game. #DND #RPG #NAT1 #CritFail
When you are in a party of melee smashers and the DM has an awesome investigation night planned. (Int dumpstat ftw!) #critfail #DnD
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