#curmudgeonghost
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #curmudgeonghost from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:35 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #curmudgeonghost.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~11988 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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Top of the latest posts
Dear the baristas: in this town since Adam was a lad, “short black” = “espresso”. Since when did it mean “two shots of coffee, and hot water, in a not quite so big cup?” Am I just getting old and grumpy? Are the children wrong? #CurmudgeonG
Today a “reels” algorithm served me “10 tips for managing your home” which included, at number five, “open the windows to let in fresh air,” and I’m flabbergasted. Do we need randoms on the internet to tell us we need to open windows? Suck
Q: when did it become too hard to write out “vegetables” in soc-med posts? “Veggies” is super annoying, as is “super” used where, in another age, we might say “very”. #ModernUsage #CurmudgeonGhost
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