#currentlyhaveoneanditstheworst
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #currentlyhaveoneanditstheworst from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-11 14:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-11 14:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #currentlyhaveoneanditstheworst.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-11 14:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
Posting hours (UTC)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
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#currentlyhaveoneanditstheworst across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/currentlyhaveoneanditstheworst