#dammitjanet
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dammitjanet from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:36 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:36 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:36 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~17056 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
At Walmart today. Janet looks like she has been crying. I’ve been trying my best to pretend it’s still 2021 or 2014 or something. The things I’ve seen on social media are making my blood pressure skyrocket so I’ve been doing my best to stay
I think Janet is one stubbed toe away from trying DXM again 😀 #DammitJanet #StopTalkingToMeIDontCareAboutYourHusband #JustDoxxHimOnTwitterAlready #WalmartLife #mastodon
“maybe we should cut down on the caffeine, Linda, it’s making you snappy” Maybe you should fly to a remote village in South America for a root canal, Janet. #mastodon #caffeine #WalmartLife #DammitJanet #dentalwork #southamerica #walmart #r
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