#deadinternetconnection
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #deadinternetconnection from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:40 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #deadinternetconnection.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
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Languages: English (1)
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Top of the latest posts
I'm sitting here, occasionally clicking the refresh button of the DSL-modem status page and nothing happens. Because my f***ing internet connection is completely and utterly D E A D #deadinternetconnection
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