#desperatedan
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #desperatedan from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~26975 hours).
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Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Desperate Dan and his Mrs have walked by the front window. He in regulation checked red shirt and pork pie hat. Off to get some cow pie no doubt. They'll never get that in that shopping trolley. #life #DesperateDan #DesperateFanCowPie
There's a bloke who lives up the road from us who is the living embodiment of desperate Dan. The jaw, the triangular torso, even the walk (or the imagined walk from the comic drawings). Similarity slightly shattered, at times by his use of
There goes the guy from down the road that looks and dresses like #DesperateDan Off to get some cow pie no doubt.
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