#DoNotDoThis

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #DoNotDoThis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
10
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 10
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 10

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:31 UTC
0
07-22
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07-23
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:31 UTC
#donotdothisathomekids
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0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donotdothisathomedoitinagasstationbathroom
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 17:31 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~41456 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • Tell all your non-techie friends: this is as bad as Ring, as bad as Flock. My first thought is that it's actually worse, because it will be worn into private spaces. Once again, your location and identity are sensitive data that can be used

    hexamander@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 12026-02-13 19:14 UTCView post →

  • #BadFoodAdvice The "old eggs" did not survive the Heatwave. The "new eggs" did not survive the Heatwave ... slightly less. Tasted okay fried. #DoNotDoThis #ZombieEggs

    quangobaud@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-21 13:54 UTCView post →

  • Is this satire? Is this real? Is this a colossal fucking JOKE? Have we truly entered an educational era where we're told that we need to pick between a $250 commercial textbook and a cheap AI-generated slopfest? https://futurism.com/artific

    Robin DeRosa@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 62026-02-11 14:29 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/donotdothis