#donotwatch

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #donotwatch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:33 UTC
0
07-22
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07-23
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07-24
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07-25
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07-26
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07-27
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:33 UTC
#donotwatchthis
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:33 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~9352 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • @slothdude I, for one, welcome our benevolent immortal overlord, who shall build a mighty shield to protect us from the Vile Sun! Of course, I'm also hoping He brings back blimps as the "mass transit of The Future!" Sadly, it's not the Scot

    Kingstrum@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-12-31 17:00 UTCView post →

  • Was just watching Justin R Young's twitch stream and the bastard played this video in the background. I had not seen this before so was unprepared for the "key change" https://youtu.be/b6WAcdY4yrU #DoNotWatch #DoNotListen #YouveBeenWarned

    Fridley@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02022-12-07 00:47 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/donotwatch