#dontbeafuckingtool
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dontbeafuckingtool from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:39 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:39 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #dontbeafuckingtool.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:39 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~4515 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (22)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
@LindaCollins11 Sis, I know how you feel. 😸😽💜💜💜💜 Happy Tuesday! Been filing, then to the condo to give keys to the handyman redoing their kitchen. I need to get away again. I can't wait until justice comes for ALL these tRUmputin SWIN
Donnie Dipshit on NATO: I went and didn’t make a nice speech. I said, what the hell are you doing? Nobody’s paying, nobody was paying. And I didn’t want to be obnoxious because I felt it was the first time I’d ever done this. And what? I di
@LindaCollins11 Love the tank, Sis! 😽🇺🇲🇺🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🏴☠️💙💙💙 You should get it! Had a blast in Boynton. We hit sales at Dillards and Penney's and I picked up a few really nice pieces. I saved up to go so I spent it. 😁 Most of it. Boug
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