#DontDoThisAtHome
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #DontDoThisAtHome from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
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https://www.fromoldbooks.org/Mathers-Goetia/pages/127-Pentagram-of-Solomon/ Not really anything to do with Solomon of course. Its a talisman of protection for when you summon demons, something we all do at times, right? True magic is not su
Adnd that is an intense morning or re-re-re-refactoring that I will later refer to as perfectly planned design. API design is simple, you just build all the possible apps and build the API based on what is missing :-) #DontDoThisAtHome
@webglossary That moment when your #ai autocorrects your sql with inline inputs “SELECT * FROM users WHERE id = [(ai suggestion:) “+id] No! Bad ai, no more credits for you 👉🤖 #TabNine #CoPilot #DontDoThisAtHome
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