#enshittocene
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #enshittocene from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~20549 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (35) · German (3) · Portuguese (1) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.8
Top of the latest posts
@kyleford I'm pretty sure this is what @pluralistic was talking about when he used the term Reverse Centaur. Now I'm picturing a world where people accomplish random inscrutable tasks in the real world dictated by AI slop bots and they have
@pluralistic . . enshittocene 😆🤭 love it . . Deutsch: #Enshittozän . . This will stuck. . . #enshittocene
Perfect example of the thing that @pluralistic keeps saying, that we've created a system with monster-shaped slots in it & until we change that, monsters will keep popping themselves into those slots, from whence they will make everything w
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