#epicfacepalm
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #epicfacepalm from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:05 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #epicfacepalm.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~26205 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
😆 So, some "genius" with a camera caught a #skydiver impersonating #Icarus, thinking it's Pulitzer material. Meanwhile, readers are treated like toddlers, needing step-by-step guides just to access an article. 🌞✈️ #EpicFacepalm https://ww
🐀 Surprise! A colossal attempt to double-check science papers ends in an epic facepalm 🤦. Meanwhile, Nature.com is too busy shaming your ancient browser for its fashion faux pas 🚀. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01266-x #scie
Every time someone tells me it's "normal" for smartphones to not ever actually turn off, to not ever actually disable Wifi or Bluetooth, or to track you 24/7, and that I just have to accept it, I damn near flip my lid, *completely* lose my
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