#everythingsucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #everythingsucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 13:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 13:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 13:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~54238 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (15) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
A chilly Monday morning with The Descendents. Woke with the boys on my mind, must have dreamed about getting coffee with Milo. Spinning my trusty 2017 reissue with the embossed cover. Really cool with a bonus 45 with Lucky/ Shattered Milo.
I should be figuring out how I'm going to seduce Victorian Soulmate. But no. I'm fixated on surviving a fucking stupid fascism. This fucking sucks so much. Politics aside: I should be living my best gotdamn Auntie years right now! I have a
Thursday morning with this birthday boy, yesterday. Everything Sucks turned 29 and still fresh as a daisy, whatever that means. Play It Loud! #thedescendents #everythingsucks #punk #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection #vinylcollectors #morningc
#everythingsucks across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/everythingsucks