#foodfails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #foodfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #foodfails.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~29907 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
I just learned about Altoona-style pizza. This is an abomination, covered in “yellow cheese”. This is a sign of our downfall. America needs to repent and seek a return to grace. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza #iykyk #food
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#foodfails across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #foodfails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/foodfails