#fuckcomputers
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckcomputers from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~28723 hours).
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Languages: English (4) · Spanish (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
RE: https://mastodon.online/@picandocodigo/111557902794682720 Qué gran día para escuchar a Huey Lewis hoy... 🔥💻🔥 Nada mejor que apagar la computadora de trabajo el viernes y que esté todo roto cuando la volvés a prender el lunes. #FuckCo
First it was JavaScript, then it was Rust, now it's LLMs, what shit is next for us? #FuckComputers
Computer's been being flaky for a couple of weeks, randomly restarting every morning, and this afternoon decided it wanted to restart every couple of minutes instead and then refused to boot at all. Siiigh. So, poke around time. Did all of
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