#fuckjavascript

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckjavascript from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
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Recent pace
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Mastodon · last 6

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:26 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:26 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #fuckjavascript.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:26 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~24579 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Uh... yeah. Learning new computer languages is boring. They're all the same, except when they're different, and then you wish they were the same. #JavaScript #FuckJavaScript

    Professor Stevens@[email protected]002024-12-30 13:18 UTCView post →
  • I regret Nothing! If you don’t like it, I’m happy to accept working (!!) pull-requests at: https://gitlab.com/FJW/free-trans-voice-analyzer/ #FuckJavascript #fuckTypescript #preprocessor #C #typescript #javascript

    🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona :flag_lesbian:@[email protected]002024-01-11 20:42 UTCView post →
  • I had a nice idea for a project I wanted to do, so I tried to get Electron, React, TypeScript, and Jest to play nicely without cloning somebody else’s project and yes, now I’m not doing the project anymore. :( #fuckthisshit #fuckjavascript

    David ‘Bombe’ Roden@[email protected]012023-08-15 18:23 UTCView post →

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