#fuckofffriday
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckofffriday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 21:16 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 21:16 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 21:16 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~27243 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
Happy #FuckOffFriday fellow Friday Fuckoffers! Stick it to the man and coast thru this day doing as little as possible at work.
Taking a personal day tomorrow which means today is #FuckOffFriday observed. Today, so far, I have done none of my employer's bidding. I would like some pats on my back.
What better way to commemorate the crucifixion of Christ than to fuck off at work? Happy Good #FuckOffFriday to those who celebrate!
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