#fuckthecloud
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckthecloud from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:28 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~55927 hours).
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Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
This is what you get for putting your data on someone else's computers (A.K.A. "The cloud"). A bunch of #fascist ass-lickers can simply cut you off from it as soon as an Orange piece of shit throws a tantrum. https://apnews.com/article/icc-
@governa Oh nevermind, I thought this article was gonna be good. This sounds awful! #FuckTheCloud
Fuck the Cloud (2009) https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1717 #HackerNews #FuckTheCloud #2009 #TechHistory #ASCII #Archive #CloudComputing #Critique
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