#glueonpizza
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #glueonpizza from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #glueonpizza
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 00:43 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 00:43 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #glueonpizza.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 00:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~459 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Would you believe Google is *still* advising people to put glue on their pizzas? 🙄🤦🏻 [Edit: "Perplexity [AI], a buzzkill, suggests not putting glue on pizza" has got to be my favorite image caption of this entire month. I know it's not e
This headline just brings all the various elements of this recent catastrophe together so pithily: "Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue" 10/10, no notes. 🎯🤌🏻 https://www.404media.co/google-is-p
#glueonpizza across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #glueonpizza straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/glueonpizza