#gobshitealert
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #gobshitealert from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:41 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #gobshitealert.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~5910 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
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Top of the latest posts
So, as far as I can tell, the Westport Baptist loopers paid to fly themselves to the USA in order to stage a media event to embarrass the Taoiseach and they got no social media amplification and basically wasted their time. Amirite? Gobshit
Expect her to have seats kept warm for her on every political show on TV #GobshiteAlert
Tory Nazi and flailing pilchard headed loon, doing her 1984 style speech to the Natzi-Cons #GobshiteAlert
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