#golfsucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #golfsucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:58 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #golfsucks.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 15:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~5228 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
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Top of the latest posts
The older I get, the more I find golf a red flag. I'm not entirely sold on the Volkswagen Golf, either, though technically it was named for the wind and not the official sport of uptight dullards. #golf #golfers #golfing #golfcarts #golfsuc
Golf will never be anything to me but an immense, flapping red flag, billowing its warning messages to the world below. A thoroughly vile habit. #golf #golfsucks #redflag #enoughwiththegolfalready #mincingtwitsonturf
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