#holdingitwrong
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #holdingitwrong from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 20:05 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 20:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #holdingitwrong.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 20:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~21855 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Regarding Apple's new "outness" in its fandom for fascism... When Tim Apple gave Trump the gold and glass statue, did he remember to tell Donnie he was holding it wrong? #Apple #TimApple #Trump #gold #HoldingItWrong #YoureHoldingItWrong #Ti
Actual comment, actually seen on the actual internet, and I can't even... > Email should not be used as a chat tool imho Email *is* the original internet chat tool! FFS... #YoureHoldingItWrong #HoldingItWrong #email #chat #talk #communicati
Baffled and confused about that #MacMini power button? You are holding it wrong. Specifically: upside down! Not just is the button easily accessible, it also increases airflow and thermals! Duh. #Apple #Facepalm #HoldingItWrong
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