#howdoyoulikethemapples
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #howdoyoulikethemapples from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-06 14:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-06 14:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #howdoyoulikethemapples.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-06 14:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~28547 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (22)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
Top of the latest posts
An absolutely hair-on-fire interview of Dave Roberts (Volts) by Paul Krugman. **“Krugman: **I do not like being considered to live in a despotic Petrostate. I guess I do live in one however.” https://open.substack.com/pub/paulkrugman/p/talk
@gemelliz Keep posting - because each time you confirm what we know about #PP and it makes me smile. #NeverVoteConservative #CanPoli #HowDoYouLikeThemApples
@GottaLaff Give him what he wants - no coverage. This is trump-lite kind of stuff that doesn't work in a huge part of Canada. So, just don't cover him or report what he is doing. #HowDoYouLikeThemApples #PP #NeverVoteConservative
#howdoyoulikethemapples across platforms
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