#hplumpcraft
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hplumpcraft from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 03:29 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 03:29 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 30 public posts (spanning ~2794 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (30)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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500 words on #fmjail in 1 hour. Which is what I consider "tech nonfiction cruising speed." And did it without mercilessly driving myself. Ditching #HPLumpcraft seems to have done me good.
After all that? Fixed with one phone call. Grandma's DNA will be fucking honored. Whole family knows to check with hospital staff regularly and repeatedly on that. Still shaking. So much rage. Normally I'd do a round or two of forms to burn
For this writing workshop, I had to produce stuff both before and after my thyroid lobectomy. There's a clear line in the craft. With #HPLumpcraft, I was producing lovely writing but not assembling coherent stories. The moment I threw him o
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