#iamnotaplumber

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #iamnotaplumber from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 16:24 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 16:24 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #iamnotaplumber.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 16:24 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~513 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • @DaddyO To the best of my knowledge, yes. However, I don't use one, so always consult your manuals & manufacturers before trying this at home. #SafetyFirst #Titanium #IAmNotAPlumber #ThisIsNotApplianceAdvice #NotLegallyBinding #KillAllLawye

    Kingstrum@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-10-02 16:41 UTCView post →

  • @Sbectol hmmm, suspect you may have a wonky three-way valve #iAmNotAPlumber

    Gary Parker@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-09-11 08:02 UTCView post →

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