#imfuckingold

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #imfuckingold from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 6
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 6

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:37 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:37 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #imfuckingold.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:37 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~30859 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5) · Scottish Gaelic (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.5

Top of the latest posts

  • holly shit this fucking works. my right eye is pretty fuzzy but i can read text doing this. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SFXSkFEOq2E #ImFuckingOld

    quoll (√)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-16 12:31 UTCView post →

  • ... are there any good cocktails with metamucil 🤔 🍹 #ImFuckingOld #fibre

    quoll (√)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-04-21 04:39 UTCView post →

  • There are people alive who don't know how to use this thing.🙋‍♀️ (I'm sure I was taught the concept when I was a kid, but I dunno.) #ImFuckingOld #NotReally #HashtagGames #HashtagGame

    Schadenfreude@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 92023-01-07 18:30 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/imfuckingold