#ineedanap
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ineedanap from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #ineedanap
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~49823 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (18) · Finnish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
I’m sitting here, managing 7 different workstreams, 5 different environments,150 apps, all with no budget for tooling or training and with a team of 5 engineers and a sixth who I can’t use, all of whom are burnt out from constantly context
In celebration of The Nap … a short period of sleep, typically taken during daytime hours. The Art of Sleeping? 1) Carolus-Duran 2) Lucien Freud 3) Ramon Marti Alsina #nap #siesta #thenap #thesiesta #napping #catnap #powernap #art #artist #
In celebration of The Nap … The Art of Sleeping? 1) Vincent Van Gogh 2) Vicenzo Stanislao 3) Maria Klabin #nap #siesta #thenap #thesiesta #napping #catnap #powernap #art #artist #artworld #vincentvangogh #vangogh #vicenzostanislao #kunst #m
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