#KidsAreWeird

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #KidsAreWeird from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 18:09 UTC
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29
0
07-30
0
07-31
0
08-01
0
08-02

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 18:09 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #kidsareweird.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 18:09 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~24104 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (6) · Welsh (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2.3

Top of the latest posts

  • My 7 year old dashed into my room to ask, "what are those things called that chop people's heads off???" I told her "guillotine." After she ran off, I heard a distant "hey Alexa!" and made a mental note to follow up. Turns out she asked Ale

    His & Hearse Press@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 52023-05-20 00:31 UTCView post →

  • I rode ~18km today with a bunch of kids, and all I have to say is "STAY ON THE LEFT, LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" #KidsAreWeird #ParentsAreWeirder

    ghost_shit@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-09-09 10:07 UTCView post →

  • Baby is joining us for Thanksgiving dinner. #kidsareweird https://blog.blankbaby.com/2024/11/baby-is-joining-us-for-thanksgiving-dinner-kidsareweird.html

    Scott McNulty@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-11-28 21:25 UTCView post →

#kidsareweird across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #kidsareweird straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kidsareweird