#lazynephew
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lazynephew from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #lazynephew.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 22:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4567 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Going to surprise #lazyNephew with “come on outside, we’ve got some yardwork to do today”. We’re trying to remove weeds before they (1) finish setting seeds; and (2) dry out and become a fire danger. Since @bthall has experience with some o
@kaikatsu Congratulations. You came up with an excuse that #lazyNephew never thought of.
#lazyNephew is starting to apply for jobs. The "guaranteed" job he said he'd have if he could just hold out until 2019-June (a year after he lost his old job) fell through.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lazynephew