#lolphp

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lolphp from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
1.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:15 UTC
0
07-27
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07-28
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07-29
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07-30
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07-31
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08-01
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08-02

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:15 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #lolphp.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~41564 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (1) · Italian (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Of course it's PHP PHP :: Sec Bug #81744 :: Password_verify() always return true with some hash https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=81744 #lolphp #php #phpLang #phpLanguage #programming #programmerHumor

    Mek101@Mek101♥ 3↻ 72023-02-23 19:44 UTCView post →

  • /usr/bin/php -r 'if ( print("hello") && false ) { print "Just another Friday, #lolphp\n"; }'

    Emanuele Rocca@ema♥ 1↻ 02025-08-01 11:40 UTCView post →

  • https://tio.run/##K8go@P/fxr4go0AhLb9Iw9rQ3k7z/38A #lolphp

    Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02020-11-03 15:57 UTCView post →

#lolphp across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #lolphp straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lolphp