#LordLaser
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #LordLaser from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 02:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 02:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~7680 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (17)
Avg boosts / post: 4.3
Top of the latest posts
The Ottawa police have forbidden #LordLaser from projecting at the Russian embassy in Canada's capital. They claim it would be criminal "mischief." I asked Eve Gaumond to study the question. We wrote them a memo: https://open.substack.com/p
Announcing #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Nikita Titov and #LordLaser's ERAS (Eradicating Russian Ambassadorial Sleep) Tour across the Nordics: https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/announcing-specialmilitaryoperation
CBC Radio on the postponement of #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Return to Ottawa. In which I respond to the Russian government's expressed concern for the safety of embassy workers. For the record, I have never pointed #LordLaser at a human bei
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