#masterprocrastinator
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #masterprocrastinator from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 12:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 12:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #masterprocrastinator.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 12:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~26682 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
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Top of the latest posts
Finally got around to booking an audition at my local theatre company. Two thoughts: - This is actually a super interesting script, why didn't I put my hand up earlier? - I only have two days to prepare a monologue and learn a whole ass plo
@kriswd40 lurking around in one of my multitudinous notebooks full of partially written songs is one titled, “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.” the only thing blocking its completion is my #MasterProcrastinator status.
@joeycastillo @alpenglow in my case that would be: Darn it showed up, now I actually have to *do* it. #MasterProcrastinator
#masterprocrastinator across platforms
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