#merdeChierCacaBoudinZobEtTouteCetteSorteDeChoses
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #merdeChierCacaBoudinZobEtTouteCetteSorteDeChoses from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 11:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 11:12 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 11:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~15627 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00
Languages: French (15)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Heureusement que je ne vais pas trop souvent sur Linkedin et que je ne cherche pas à y étendre mon "réseau" parce qu'au vu de çà .... 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 #merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses
Cher⋅e⋅s ami⋅e⋅s, je suis sincèrement désolé. j'ai raté ma vie, toutes mes excuses... melle Phipe vient (encore...) de commander sur Amazon... #FaitesDesGaminsQuilsDisaient #merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses
@fipaddict et pour aller pisser aussi ???? (non j'suis vulgaire mais bon, pas plus qu'eux là...) efficience et proactivité mais #mondeDemerde na ! #merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses
#merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/merdechiercacaboudinzobettoutecettesortedechoses