#midwestproblems
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #midwestproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:50 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #midwestproblems.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~24815 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
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Top of the latest posts
I managed to gunk up the dishwasher filter with cheese. #MidwestProblems
I always wondered why I manually close each of the Safari tabs that aren't just the one Safari tab that I want to thoughtfully reuse, and I've realized it's because I don't want to be wasteful. #MidwestProblems #SWTPD #DoingBetterTogether
tl;dr: MY WINDOW IS FROZEN OPEN (Once, in Wisconsin, my clothes froze in the dryer. #MidwestProblems )
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