#needcoffeenow

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #needcoffeenow from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:37 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
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07-27
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07-28
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07-29
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07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:37 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #needcoffeenow.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:37 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~23711 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2.2

Top of the latest posts

  • Me, today. Have a good Saturday! #meme #morning #needcoffeenow #funny #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

    Mother Suspiria :autism:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22023-04-15 13:21 UTCView post →

  • #cat #caturday #drawing #funny #art #gatto #katze #stressed #needcoffeenow #tired

    ☆Queenmeow ☆@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 42023-01-07 16:53 UTCView post →

  • Hmm. My inability to send coherent text messages this morning makes me think that maybe I should take a break instead of trying to finish this draft. Or maybe it’s just that more caffeine is the answer! #amWriting #writingcommunity #needcof

    EmpyClaw@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-09-21 15:37 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/needcoffeenow