#NoSurprisesHere
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NoSurprisesHere from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #nosurpriseshere.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~12886 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
So one of the main beneficiaries of South Africa's #apartheid system turns out to be a #Nazi. #NoSurprisesHere
#NoSurprisesHere! It's never a surprise when China's malicious attempts to spread their malicious malware are revealed. #CyberSecurity is more important now than ever before, and the White House is doing what it can to help protect people a
A lovely landscape, calm tranquil water, a place to relax and chill out... No surprises here at all. #Landscapes #NoSurprisesHere
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