#NotActuallyTrue
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NotActuallyTrue from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:49 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 05:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~39587 hours).
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Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
The length of Earth's day is stable due to dozens of counter-rotating Kugel fountains all over the globe. It's only a meter in diameter, but is spinning much faster than the Earth! Martin-Luther-Platz, Dresden, Germany #JustKidding #NotActu
While installing shower doors, the instructions tell us which way to install gravity. The doors are only sealed at the bottom, so installing gravity backwards would cause the shower to leak all over the ceiling. #JustKidding #NotActuallyTru
bite(v.) Old English bitan "to pierce or cut with the teeth" (class I strong verb; past tense bat, past participle biten), from French bite "penis". #Etymology #NotActuallyTrue
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