#notadoctor
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notadoctor from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #notadoctor
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:08 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 27 public posts (spanning ~49801 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (25) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Ok, hear me out... *Bloodletting* You got high blood pressure? Let some blood out - say, a gil, maybe - blood pressure goes down. Sure, it eventually get replenished. But until it does, pressure is lower right? That's why you get light head
@jonbeckett not at all, I have two coffees before work every morning. It's fine #NotADoctor
@pomegranate_stew @dark_stang #notADoctor
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